Good times & bum times. I've seen 'em all &, my dear, I`m still here. Plush velvet sometimes, Sometimes just pretzels and beer, But i`m here.10 years of braces, voice & tap Touring in places off the map Giving auditions on zanick's lap. Never fear. My mother drew up the contract, So i'm here.I've done commercials & club dates & talk shows. Gee, that was fun and a half. When you've done commercials & club dates & talk shows Anything else is a laugh!Black sable one day, Next day it goes into hock, But i`m here. Top billing monday, Tuesday you`re touring in stock, But i`m here.First you`re another true blue tramp, Then someone`s mother, Then you`re camp. Then you career from career to career. I`m feeling transcendental Am i here?I`ve gotten through "hey, lady, aren`t you whoo-zis? Gee! what a looker you were," Or, better yet, "sorry, i thought you were whoo-zis. What ever happened to her?"Good times and bum times, I`ve seen `em all And, my dear, I`m still here.Smooth sailin' sometimes, Sometimes a kick in the rear! But i`m here. I`ve run the gamut a to z. Three cheers & dammit, C`est la vie! I got through all of last year And i`m here.Lord knows At least i was there And i`m hereLook who`s here! I`m still here!